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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Piper
eaten by
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a velociraptor 🦖
a crocodile 🐊
a hyena 🐺
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a lynx 😺
a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
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