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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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