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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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