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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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