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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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