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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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