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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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