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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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