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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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