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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺
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