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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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