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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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