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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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