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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Toby
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a turkey 🦃
a cow 🐮
a hyena 🐺
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
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