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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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