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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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