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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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