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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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