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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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