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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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