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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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