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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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