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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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