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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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