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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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