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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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