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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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