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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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