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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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