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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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