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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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