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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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