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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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