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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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