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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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