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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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