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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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