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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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