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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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