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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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