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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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