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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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