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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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