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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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