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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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