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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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