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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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