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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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