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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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