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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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