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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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