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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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