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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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