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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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