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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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