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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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