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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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