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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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