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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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