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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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